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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

08.06.2025 14:14

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why is fitness important?

After a few moments he returns.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What is the best interracial stories that you hear or know and want to share?

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What do you think about the NFA full auto band? Weapons built before 1986 can be transferred and registered? But we can't have an 87? But older weapons tend to be far more powerful. I think we should drop it. Input?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

Yes sir it is.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.